Welcome to the Pakistan Army Help Line..
For Real Estate, press 1;
For Banking Services, press 2;
For Construction, press 3;
For Logistics, press 4;
For Agricultural Services, press 5;
For Retail services, press 6;
For Shadi Halls, press 7;
For Insurance services, press 8;
for Consumer goods, press 9;
for Security please call ‘Brinks‘.
…And for whereabouts of Terrorists call American CIA
For those in denial please call your approved psychological services specializing in conspiracy theories …
Courtesy: Pakistani e-lists/ e-groups, May 27, 2011